Thursday, January 12, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Offers Scarlett Johansson The Star-Making Breakout Role Of A Lifetime!

Tuesday night Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss made the scene at New York’s Dark Room. Reportedly, LiLo made a rather public spectacle of a little ladies room vandalizing action. Left for future Dark Room patrons is the following missive, scrawled in Sharpie:
Scarlett is a bloody cunt
L
Peace and love
[illegible]
fucker.

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