Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Hollywood's Most Ambitious Eugenics Project Ever Shows Early Signs Of Success

Brad Pitt’s publicist has finally confirmed the long-suspected Brangelina fetus. Angelina Jolie is indeed pregnant, and Brad Pitt is indeed the father. In addition to Jolie’s inevitable reign as 2006’s Photo Death Match queen, U.N. Spacy eagerly awaits the arrival of their cooing Patient Zero. Truly we are on the horizon of a brave new world.


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