Tuesday, December 27, 2005

U.N. Spacy Forced To Reconsider Its Position On 'Crash' (...Not Really)

Depending on whether you decide to believe a cop or a Desperate Housewife, a San Antonio traffic dispute lead to heated words that may have included such Eva Longoria bile as, "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

No confirmation yet on whether these condescending words were immediately followed by a chipper enumeration of the ways Longoria's minimalist pubic grooming has improved her sex life with Tony Parker.


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