Friday, December 16, 2005

Contrails: Sienna Miller Loves Poetry

  • "It sounds so pretentious but it's one of my favourite things," says Miller. "I've got this group of friends who are quite Bohemian and we get drunk, get the poetry books out and read." Pleeeease tell me you all knit scarves for Jude at the same time!
  • Countering previous U.N. Spacy reports, an official source says that Radiohead are not working on the soundtrack to A Scanner Darkly. Instead they're hard at work on the album that Q Magazine will one day name the single greatest achievement in the history of mankind. Later, defenders of the hyperbolic British music journal will, when cornered, pretend that this article never existed.
  • The theater mavens at Playbill report that Britney Spears will not appear on Broadway in Sweet Charity, as previously suggested. Kevin Federline may still appear at a venue whose signage reads "Sweet Charity," but under circumstances not yet determined.
  • Joel Madden tells Us Weekly the secret to the success of his relationship with Hilary Duff: "It's more interesting to date someone who's not into anything you're into." But what about eyeliner?
  • Mary J. Blige is Paramount's top choice to play Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic. I have absolutely no comment.
  • Ashlee Simpson is in the hospital after collapsing in an elevator immediately following her appearance on MTV Japan. U.N. Spacy wishes Simpson a speedy and thorough recovery, so that we may again catch her at activities gauche and ridiculous.


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