Monday, November 14, 2005


"I am baffled to understand why the things that I saw happening in Iraq, really good things happening in Iraq, are not being reported on." That's a quote from superstar action hero Bruce Willis. I suppose he's trying to remedy that situation now by creating his own news. Page Six reports the following:
Willis is such a die-hard patriot [ed: Ha-fucking-ha.] that he's offering $1 million to any civilian who turns in terror kingpins Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
This is simply retarded. But it's not more retarded than the time a friend of mine, who at the time was a young boy, met Bruce Willis, who promptly told the child to "Fuck off."


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