Monday, November 21, 2005

UPDATED: Everybody's Got Something To Hide, Except For....

Page Six reports:
PARIS Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv...
That's pretty much the story, folks. Paris has a monkey, and sees fit to refer to it as Baby Luv. The story details Baby Luv's behavior while lingerie shopping in Las Vegas last weekend, which can best be characterized as simian.

UPDATE: Baby Luv is a kinkajou, which is an illegal species in the state of California. According to the Chicago Tribune, Hilton could be committing a misdemeanor by keeping the critter.

A spokesperson for the
California Department of Fish and Game says their first action will be to send Hilton a letter making her aware of the violation. To which Hilton's flack says, "If she receives a letter from the Fish and Game people, I'm sure it will be reviewed and acted upon accordingly." To which a spokesperson for PETA says, "It seems she thinks animals are as disposable as her friends and fiances." To which U.N. Spacy says, "Not even cute."


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