Friday, November 04, 2005

Stavros' Victim Comes Forward, Demands Reciprocity.


Most of you guys will remember my man Stavros Niarchos III's playful, hilarious antics involving the nation's impoverished. Truly, the guy's a class act. But what most of you don't know is that the reports were wrong. It wasn't a homeless dude. Easy mistake to make, though, cuz in actuality the victim was one Ashlee Simpson. And man, was she ever honked off. Started rolling up on the McDonalds, trying to get the manager to pick up the dry cleaning bill. Don't believe me? Watch this shit.

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