Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Maybe They'll Both Do "Simple Life 4".

My Lady Paris has gone and done it. She's proven once and for all that she's not quite as stupid as everyone thinks. From IMDb Celebrity News (last item):
Madonna has slammed celebrity socialite Paris Hilton for using Kabbalah as a fashion accessory. The Like A Virgin singer is a dedicated follower of the mystical offshoot of Judaism, along with her film director husband Guy Ritchie and she insists it takes more to be a "believer" than simply wearing a trendy Kabbalah wristband. Madonna tells website The Scoop, "People like Paris Hilton come into a centre and buy a book or a band and that's it for them. It doesn't mean they study it. It's very hard to be a believer. I'm very serious about it."
Snap! Wait. No. This means that, even though she bought that Kabbalah paraphernalia, Paris was only doing it for a good reason. The best reason, in fact. To be cool. To fit in with the other kids. Funny thing about all this is that if Madonna would spit in bottles of water and hawk it on the internet, it'd probably outsell Kabbalah water 2 to 1. Might even actually have a physical effect.


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