Tuesday, November 22, 2005

"Jesus! It's Thanksgiving. Be Nice. FUCK!"

In the unlikely event that our readers dislike themselves enough to skip a day of Defamer, we transcribe the following field report posted on that fine site about Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria - who, you may recall, U.N. Spacy has a very poor opinion of.
While picking up Koo Koo Roo mashed potatoes today I witnessed a fine example of Los Angeles kindness.

A woman who short-changed the parking attending by only giving him half of the required two dollars to leave the lot, yelled at him. (This was happening while she was trying to navigate her SUV and talk on the cell phone):

Attendant: “You only gave me a dollar?”

Shrew: “Jesus! It’s Thanksgiving. Be nice. FUCK!”

And she drove off.

Yes. I swear it was… I kid you not…

Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria.

In fairness to Ms. Longoria, she was running late for an inspirational-speaking-about-her-own-hairless-bathing-suit-area appearance.


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