Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Contrails: Wo! Man Of The Year Is Aniston In Latest GQ

  • Demonically rich fuckers James and Loren Ridinger make an early bid for the widespread contempt of disgustingly shallow daughter Amber with a $500,000.00 bat mitzvah celebration that involved a Playboy Playmate and persons under investigation by the FBI. Also musical performances by Ja Rule and Ashanti, whose career (in this instance there's really no call for the plural form) has in no way gone into laughable decline.
  • Jennifer Aniston is GQ's first ever Woman Of The Year. Over-forties take note, girlfriend's rockin' the no-shirt for the cover. Note that stories on Jen this year have given People its best-seller for the year, Vanity Fair its best-selling issue of all time, and Us readers more involuntary afternoon naps than in any previous year.
  • Looks like Jigga's got 100 problems as of Monday. And it looks like 2 Live Crew were right all along - white-collar people really were tryin' to grab their style.
  • 50 Cent has plans to go into book publishing, starting with a series of short novels featuring the members of Mr. Cent's G-Unit squad in gritty adventures. Page Six cites Iceberg Slim and Donald Goines as Mr. Cent's literary influences, which is actually kind of cool, but in all probability these will read like third-tier J.L.A. with cuss words.
  • To close this mini hip-hop roundup, Nas says he's working with DJ Premier on his next record. I shouldn't hafta tell you that this is awesome.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOOSER WITH OBVIOUSLY NOT A THING TO DO IN LIFE..GET BUSY FINDING SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT PEOPLE RATHER THAN SHOWING HOW JEALOUS YOU ARE OF EVERYONE..

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