Friday, November 18, 2005

Contrails: Turned Away From Exclusive Garment District Eatery, Brandon Davis Calls Elite Models For Delivery

  • Access Hollywood reveals talk of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline starring on Broadway in a revival of Sweet Charity. It's totally gonna suck for Kathy Lee Gifford if her Carnival Cruise ads get one-upped by pop's princess.
  • You know why the world will never know who shot Cam'ron? Because the cops don't care? Nope. We'll never know because Cam "came from the street," and that's just not how he rolls.
  • Who'd want to spend half an hour with the Bluths if they didn't have to?
  • If you've cast aspersions at Chris Brown's intellect recently, you may wanna be gettin' your redact on. Brown explains his newest single: "When you say 'yo' to a girl, whether it be at an amusement park or the mall, [it can be] offensive. It's like, 'Yo, yo, yo,' and the girl will be like, 'What?' That's disrespectful.... But I try to flip it and make it seem like that's the only thing I could say, like, 'Yo, you took my breath away. Can I get your name and number and talk to you for awhile?'" Swoon, ladies. Swoon.
  • Here's a tip: While eating sushi, try to avoid gazing at length at Brandon Davis "eating" a model's face. But it's a-okay for all you steak-and-potatoes fellas.


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