Friday, November 11, 2005

Contrails: Shockwaves, Bitches. Shockwaves.

  • Stacy Ferguson, aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, has been tapped for a role in the next season of The Sopranos. She will play an undercover cop operating in a mafia-owned stip club. No, I will not mention pants-wetting in this post. Unless you count mentioning my refusal to mention it.... Damnit!
  • Remember that humongous 24-carat engagement ring Paris Hilton flaunted for much of this year? Page Six says it didn't come from Paris Latsis, and that it wasn't even real. Shockwaves, bitches. Shockwaves.
  • Arrested Development is, once again, fighting for its life. Already Fox has cut back its order to thirteen episodes of the series, and plans to pull the show from its programming schedule during sweeps. Is it just me, or is it fucking uncanny how this show's perpetually imperiled situation parallels that of the Bluth Company?
  • You know what this crazy mixed up world needs? Mischa Barton's autobiography, that's what! Says Barton, "I was starring opposite Julia Roberts at the age of twelve, that's already a big enough story!" Not only that, Mischa, it's everything modern literature's been starving for.
  • Oh and people are saying that Angelina Jolie's about t'fixin' to go public with her romance with Brad Pitt. Shockwaves, bitches. Shockwaves.

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