Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Contrails: Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

  • Lindsay Lohan signs on for yet another ensemble picture, this one some intertwining lives of a snapshot cross-section of America spit-up centered around theassassination of Robert F. Kennedy.
  • R. Kelly's latest installments of the "Trapped In The Closet" saga feature - get this - a well-hung little person who, under pressure, rips loud farts. Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure Kelly's citing Faulkner here.
  • Page Six claims they've got some insider information that suggests that Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen are splitting up again. If you weren't aware that they were back together since their last breakup, this news probably won't shake the earth for you, and I pity you for that.
  • Finally, in an effort to overturn doubts that the network is merely parodying itself at this point, MTV has taken to referring to Bill Gates as "The Notorious B.G."


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