Saturday, September 24, 2005

UPDATED: A Very Special Episode Of 'The Simple Life'

WENN/IMDB News reports:
Socialite Paris Hilton is at the center of a Maryland police investigation after information leaked to the authorities claims she has allegedly offered teenagers drugs and alcohol. Baltimore Police officials have confirmed they're taking the reports very seriously, adding Hilton could face a hefty fine and jail time if she's found guilty. The allegations stem from an episode of reality show The Simple Life: Interns, when Hilton reportedly offered teens marijuana and bourbon to "loosen them up" for a taped segment. One of the teens involved has told police, "She loaded myself and two other underage kids on shots of Jack Daniels to loosen us up for the show."
I don't entirely doubt that Paris would offer drugs or alcohol to teens, but for pete's sake, people! You're telling me that, on a heavily peopled set, Paris pulled a couple of minors aside and did the whole "Hey kids, I've got something that'll really loosen you up..." thing? What is this, a 1987 D.A.R.E. commercial? Next you're gonna tell me you once caught her offering assorted pills of dubious origin to children off the lid of a trash can in a graffiti-splattered dark alley, and that were it not for the intervention of a concerned rapping cartoon character, those kids would be trading "dates" for crack today.

UPDATE: WGAL reports:
Baltimore City police said they have taken a look at allegations against socialite Paris Hilton and have concluded that there was no wrongdoing.


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