Thursday, September 29, 2005

Tara Reid Gets "Hooters Under Control" With The Aid Of "Double Double Tape"

Ananova reports:
It's nearly a year since Tara Reid popped out of her dress at Diddy/ Puff Daddy/ P Diddy/ Puffy's 35th birthday party - and she's finally spoken out about Taragate. The American Pie star promises she's finally got her "hooters under control" and says she can't believe the storm it caused - as if her boob "popped out and shot Gandhi." Tara was left blithely exposed as the cameras flashed at Sean Coombs' bash, exposing a pretty major nipple scar. And she just can't believe how much exposure her exposure got.

"People act like it was the worst crime in the world. It was a mistake, you know!" Tara said in an interview for the November issue of FHM. "But you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi! "My hooters are under control. I'm taped up now, totally. I'm using double tape. Double double tape. My boobs are going nowhere again."
"Double double tape," huh? I guess what Reid is trying to say is that she bets you want her goodies. She bets you've thought about it. She's got you all hot and bothered - mad cause she talks about it. But if your looking for her goodies, keep on looking, cause they stay in the jar. Roughly speaking anyway.... Reid continues.
Tara also tells FHM that Playboy have offered "millions" for her to do a nude spread and just keep on calling - it may be just a matter of time?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. The publications are really lining up to pay millions for nude pictures of a booze-fiend whose indecent exposures are about as scarce as a sunset.


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