Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Paris Hilton "So Not Sexual" At Home

Page Six boastfully reports:
Paris Hilton [...] would really rather stay home and cook for her fiancé, Paris Latsis, than go out and hit the clubs, she tells Vanity Fair in a new interview. The magazine, which rightly credits PAGE SIX as starting the Paris phenomenon, features six pages of photos of the Everywhere Girl in remarkably skimpy clothing surrounded by horseback riding gear. Yet, Hilton swears she's "not sexual." "I think I'm sexual in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image, but at home I'm really not like that," she said. "All of my ex-boyfriends — of course, not Paris — would be like, 'what's the matter with you? You're so not sexual.' "
We've been saying this all along, people. Paris is so not sexual. I can't tell you how many times I've heard complaints to this effect from ex-boyfriend Nick Carter, with whom Paris made a sex tape in the back of a car and reportedly had sexual relations in a port-o-potty at Sundance. Seriously, do a Google Images search for Lady Paris, then come back and tell me you still think she's sexual. It's really a blessing that she's finally found a lover with the decency to keep his concerns about her sexuality-resistant personal life to himself. Now, could someone please help Paris find her contact lens? It's on this lawn somewhere, and it's not even cute.


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