Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Is This News?

Sometimes we just hafta pat ourselves on the back around here....

August's issue of Elle features a story on Jessica Simpson, and includes the breaking revelation that Our Savior tried to adopt at age 16 from an orphanage in Mexico. “That's what I wanted for my birthday,” Jess says. “But I couldn't legally get a baby across the Mexican border.” That's pretty interesting, especially since U.N. Spacy ran the same quote on July 20th, and The Superficial did the same on the previous day. Did Elle even bother to conduct an interview? Or did they just cobble together a piece out of soundbites?

Meanwhile, ohmygodohmygodohmygodcanyoubelieve this? MSNBC today reports that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie aren't speaking! But The Simple Life will continue for another season with both stars anyway! Can you believe that?!?

C'mon, guys! You're making WENN/IMDb look good here....


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3:05 PM  
Blogger Jack McKinney said...

Just what the hell does this mean?

3:53 PM  
Blogger Jack McKinney said...

Oh, wait, I figured it out. Totally obvious.

4:09 PM  

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