Thursday, September 29, 2005

Gwyneth Paltrow Rumored To Be With Child

Is Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant? A friend tells Star that she is. Not only that, "Gwyneth is 99 percent sure this baby was made in one of [Coldplay Singer Chris Martin's] dressing rooms." I'm declining from comment on that matter, but allow me to submit that it would be a truly glorious thing if everyone started referring to Paltrow's theoretical fetus as "Orange," and if we all filled the internets with obvious knee-slappers about comparing Apples and Oranges. I'm not saying it'll happen, or I'll even make an effort to encourage it. I'm just saying it'd be awesome.

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