Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Stavros Niarchos World's First Billionaire Freeloader.

Over at Star Magazine, there's an article about how Stavros Niarchos, Mary-Kate Olsen's boyfriend, might be cheating on her. Apparently this is bad for Mary-Kate. In UN Spacy's opinion, this is merely stupidity on the part of Stavros Niarchos. Let's examine the facts. Stavros is heir to a Greek shipping empire. He's never worked a day in his life. Star labels him, if you can possibly believe this, a fucking professional kite-surfer. Whereas Mary-Kate weighs 9 pounds, has a drug problem/eating disorder/both, is a self-made kajillionaire, and may not live out the semester. Stavros. Buddy. Marry this girl. That shipping empire money...that could fall through. Start digging for gold. You have found the motherlode already. You just need to buy a shovel. Screwing around at this point would be, to put it mildly, unwise.

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