Monday, August 15, 2005

Jolie to Begin Secret Bombing Any Day Now.

Angelina has evidently been granted Cambodian citizenship. After she spent $5 million on a wildlife preserve near her home there, the King signed the papers and made Jolie a true Cambodian. To UN Spacy, this not only provides a fitting finale to Angelina's Passion, but is the perfect cover for Maddox's future ascention to the throne. All the pieces will be in place for another liquidation of the local populace, only this time they'll just be shipping orphans off to Beverly Hills until even Hilary Duff has one.


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