Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Everything Eva Longoria Says is Important.

UN Spacy expresses surprise that while it remains perfectly OK to slag off on easy targets like Tara Reid and Paris Hilton, nobody seems to mind when a legally classifiable Stupid Bitch like Eva Longoria spouts off about whatever she wants to, somehow warranting a blurb at MSNBC. Let's get one thing straight. Eva Longoria should not be famous. Just because 35-year-old men who watch "Desperate Housewives" for the "hilarious comedy" (right guys?) voted her sexiest woman alive in Maxim doesn't mean she can think, act, or talk. For Chrissake, she dated JC Chasez. Who cares what she thinks about Tom and Katie? Honestly, UN Spacy has no joke here. We just hate Eva Longoria. Because she says things like this. And this. And because stupid people think she is hot, when she really looks like this:


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