Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Contrails: Hil to the Duff, Micronian Queen.

Yes, a lot of blogs like this do these daily wrap-ups. Yes, UN Spacy is ripping that off. But look at this picture! Is Cruise engaged to Katie Holmes or Willy Wonka?
  • Page Six says that my Lady Paris' new movie, the enticingly monikered "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" and Ironing-Board Princess Nicole's latest joint, "Kids in America" are slotted to debut on the same day. Paris' movie has Simon Rex, though, so I know where I'll be on Nov. 4.
  • On the same page where I found that TomKat picture, there's a blurb about how Hilary Duff has banned confetti from her concerts, because it's bad for the environment. I have now reproduced the content of that story in its entirety, merely to prove further that nobody gives two fucks for Hilary Duff anymore.
  • John Casablancas is cackling with glee.
  • Ok, most of that shit was boring, so cheer yourself up with some cheap, high-grade blow.


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