Wednesday, August 31, 2005

After Months Of Calm, Another Brutal Salvo Reignites Lohan-Duff Feud

MSNBC reports that Lindsay Lohan has tried to settle her beef with Hilary Duff. Says LiLo about the epic feud,
“It was like, literally, four years ago when that happened, we were 14, 15, we liked a boy, it was like a crush," Lohan says. "Eurgh, it was so stupid! And I was like, ‘We have a lot of similar friends in LA, let’s just be cool, so if we see each other everything’s fine.’ I don’t wanna have fights with people.”
But apparently the Micronian Queen and her baggage-handling tranny assistant have refused LiLo's benevolent olive branches.
“I called her last week, and I was like, ‘Do you wanna hang out?’ And her sister hung up the phone on me!”
There's something sinister and complicated happening here, and frankly I'm not sure how to read it just yet. Either Aaron Carter's laid the groundwork for some upcoming TRL appearances, or Duff's people have just supplied LiLo with her September coke binge. A more interesting scenario has Duff surrendering to Carter sex tapes she made with Frankie Muniz on the set of Agent Cody Banks, the shrewd Carter in turn agreeing to bankroll this mutually-beneficial miracle of a headline-grabber with funds raised by back-alley sales of undergarments Paris Hilton kicked off before exiting brother Nick's SUV. But no matter how you trace back the lines of publicist-engineered name-dropping, there's not a plausible case to be made that doesn't involve Lindsay doin' somebody a solid.

...Which raises the question, how was the Simpson family not able to meet Lohan's demands?

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