Thursday, July 21, 2005

Lohan To Star In Pay-Per-View Lingerie Halftime Show, Get Sliced By A Simpson

The New York Post reports:
L.A. party monster Mitch Mortaza's success with the ladies is proof that simply identifying yourself as a "producer" in Tinseltown works wonders. Mortaza, 31, whose only credits are as executive producer of the Lingerie Bowl — a pay-per-view tackle football game featuring models, shoulder pads and lingerie for viewers bored by the official Super Bowl halftime show — has been burning up the Left Coast club scene with red-hot Lindsay Lohan. The unlikely duo were thisclose last week at Cabana Club, where our source says they had a little tiff about Mortaza getting cozy with Lohan's love rival, Ashlee Simpson, at the club a week before.
In recent weeks, Lohan's actively worked to diminish her reputation as
"some crazy, Tara Reid-esque party girl," and improve her profile as a reputable actress - starting by working with the likes of Meryl Streep and Robert Altman. Back in May Lohan vented that she isn't taken as seriously as peers Scarlett Johansson or Keira Knightley. "I work just as hard as those people," she says, "and sometimes [the media] make it seem that they're more mature because their fan base is more mature and my fan base is younger." LiLo, it's so totally the age of your fans that's to blame for your rep. Good thing you've got someone like Mortaza in your corner while you slug your way through the predatorial press on your way to Heavyweight Dignity Champion of the Starlet World. But I do worry that it's maybe not so hot an idea to keep sharing boys with the Simpson family - one of these days somebody's boots are gonna walk all over you....


Post a Comment

<< Home