Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Diddy To Change Name (Again)

Moments before a team of VH1 writers was put to the task of scripting his Behind the Music, hip-hop star (well, sorta) Sean Combs, a.k.a. P. Diddy, told Us Weekly that it's time for yet another nickname (readers not living under rocks will recall that he once also answered to "Puff Daddy"). "I'm about to change it again," he says. "Because I can." Far be it from UN Spacy to try and stop him. So any day now we'll hafta begin enduring the acute migraines that afflict us each time we're corrected with a, "Ah, that's 'Spiff Daddy' now," or whatever the hell babytalk crap he decides on. But before we fully devote ourselves to actively hatin' on the to-be-announced name, allow us to suggest "Sean 'Piffy Puffy Diddy Daddy Runs Da City Satty' Combs" (and feel free to add a "Mackalladdy" as needed - this is your thing, Sean). With this one, Combs could practically guarantee himself a chart-topping hit by sampling the old McDonald's "Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please" jingle.


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